Season 7 complete eng and tr subtitles by westerosi. Mst3k 0703 deathstalker and the warriors from hell youtube. Anyway, this little moment from deathstalker and the warriors from hell or deathstalker iii is one of my favorites, and i figured id share it with you for caption fun. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell local business. Mst3k 703 deathstalker and the warriors from hell youtube. Deathstalker iii 1988 aka deathstalker and the warriors from hell. It stars john allen nelson as the titular deathstalker. Deathstalker ii is a total bro movie i saw as a kid that still holds up when viewed on a movie night with a group of friends and a few pizzas. The film, which takes place in a fantasy setting, opens at a festival featuring deathstalker and the wizard nicias. Sure, deathstalker is an intensely sleazy egomaniac and troxartas is a haltingly shrill crossdresser, but the rest of the film isnt good enough to support a pokerfaced, bare. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell funny tv tropes. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1988 boasts a whiney hero who really does look like a young bill clinton, a villain who dresses like bea arthur on a bad day and the most annoying background music ever played in cinematic history.
John allen nelson plays deathstalker, a medieval adventurer who meets a princess. Now we can wrap up the epic story in suitable fashion. Thats right folks, we may have found something that makes even the ator movies like cave dwellers look like they had the budget of lord of the rings. Green, was written during the 1990s and early 2000s.
At long last, the conclusion to roger cormans deathstalker trilogy has finally arrived. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell discussion moviechat. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1988 plot summary. It ends up beating cave dwellers and outlaw in sheer stupidity on nearly all fronts of filmmaking. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1989 rotten tomatoes. Episode 703 deathstalker and the warriors from hell. Although referred to by a single name, the series consists of two major episodes each dealing with a different member of the deathstalker clan, and other associated novels providing a backstory to the characters and events of the fictional universe.
With rick hill, maria ford, brett baxter clark, michelle moffett. Best movies like deathstalker and the warriors from hell. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1988 directed by. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell film tv tropes.
Dashing deathstalker is entrusted by the beautiful princess carissa to protect an enchanted jewel one of three which together hold the key to the lost. Dashing deathstalker is entrusted by the beautiful princess carissa to protect an enchanted jewel one of three which together hold the key to the lost city of treasure, erendor. Jul 29, 2014 so here is the hearty recommendation from a guy who loves these bad 80s fantasy flicks, it really doesnt get much worse than deathstalker and the warriors from hell. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell movie by melida. John allen nelson fills the shoes of the titular deathstalker in this third outing as he looks to find the second half of a magical stone that promises great riches. In medieval times, a hero inherits a magical stone from a dying princess and must locate the remaining. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1988 release info.
The full results of the poll were released on november 25, 2016. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1988 directed. Deathstalker must defend his remaining comrades, his life, and his newfound love in the battle against an evil army of stone warriors and the wicked queen who created them. Now, in his last and greatest battle, deathstalker must defend his remaining comrades, his life, and his newfound love in battle against an evil army of stone warriors and the wicked queen who created them. In this episode of mst3k, mike, crow, and tom servo are subjected to this swordandsandal wannabe epic starring an obnoxious hero and dweeby, unconvincing villains. The documentary is narrated by film historian jeff burr. Factory tv debut with being from another planet, deathstalker and the warriors from hell, hobgoblins, escape 2000 and more. Reena the seer enlists the aid of the renowned hero deathstalker to battle the forces of evil, including a clone of the princess, and win back her kingdom. The deathstalker series of science fiction novels, by british author simon r. Ive never seen a man look so manly when wearing a fuscia turban. With john terlesky, monique gabrielle, john lazar, toni naples.
Lastly, dont forget to watch classic mst3k films making their shout. Seeing it again brought genuine tears to my eyes, primarily because i was trying to gouge them. The collection includes a documentary on the making of the film, you are there. A list of the top 100 episodes of mst3k was compiled based on a survey taken of backers of the bring back mst3k kickstarter campaign. For anime fans, we have the 2016 animated film of the year from japan, in this corner of the world, and all 6 films in the epic digimon adventure tri. Curse of the shadow 20, barbarian queen 1985, attack of the gryphon 2007, deathstalker ii 1987.
Of course would you actually trust a guy named troxartas in the first place. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell is my favorite episode from season 7. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1988 on imdb. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell movie youtube. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1988 movie. The girl with the mark season one by mythica entertainment. With john allen nelson, carla sands, terri treas, thom christopher. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell gpedia, your. Oct 26, 2008 deathstalker and the warriors from hell features one of the most annoying heroes ever and a very oddly dressed badguy. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell manages to find it, mostly thanks to john allen nelson and thom christopher as deathstalker and troxartas, respectively.
Deathstalker and the warriors from hell by erinkitty. The warriors from hell, is a 1988 sword and sorcery fantasy film. Feb, 2018 deathstakler and the warriors from hell movie. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell, also known as deathstalker iii. There is a phrase tone that gets bandied about often and it is hard to quantify.
Deathstalker iii 1988 aka deathstalker and the warriors from hell deathstalker 3 starring. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell is the third movie in the deathstalker series. Meet the cast and learn more about the stars of deathstalker and the warriors from hell with exclusive news, pictures, videos and more at. John allen nelsons attempt at an olde english accent makes dick van dykes attempt at. Duel of the titans, nelson plays deathstalker as a lovable rogue and jerk with a heart of gold.
Some movies like deathstalker and the warriors from hell. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell by chris baumgartner. The deathstalker leiurus quinquestriatus is a species of scorpion, a member of the family buthidae. The pacing is a lot faster than most other fantasy movies of this era. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell 1989 rotten. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell cast and crew tv guide.
What is funny is that deathstalker and the warriors from hell which ill just call deathstalker iii from this point on is that compared to some of the other bargain basement 80s fantasy out there well its really bad. They have to find a stone and save all creation from the villain. A very hard to follow film featuring deathstalker, a very disgusting hero, and a princess he is trying to protect, but doesnt. The missing pair of gems are stashed all too safely in the heavily. An international coproduction of argentina and the united states, it was the first in a series of four films about the deathstalker character and. I guess when youre a wizard it is just the kind of peril you might run into.
John allen nelson, carla herd, thom christopher mst season. Home mystery science theater 3000 mst3k individual mst3k episodes season 7 703 deathstalker and the warriors from hell 703 deathstalker and the warriors from hell rated 4. The third thrilling saga of deathstalker pits him agains the devil wizard and ruler of the southland, toxartes, and his band of undead warriors. It is also known as the palestine yellow scorpion, omdurman scorpion, naqab desert scorpion and by many other colloquial names, which generally originate from the commercial captive trade of the animal. Tom and crow put on a renaissance fair for mike and crow reads a trashy romance novel to pearl as a favor. Princess evie of jzafir is deposed by an evil sorcerer and his dangerous ally. Sure, theres a bunch of recently reanimated dead guys, but they look fine, and are pretty affable, all in all, and really dont seem to. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell cast and crew tv.
Til the actress that played the princess twins in the. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell movie quotes. Deathstalker and the warriors from hell metacritic. In this entry in the four episode deathstalker series of sword and sorcery adventures, a brave hero takes on the dreaded warriors from hell as he searches for the three magic stones that will. It is the third film in the deathstalker tetralogy.
The poll was used to determine which episodes would be featured in the turkey day16 online marathon. The third thrilling saga of deathstalker pits him against the evil wizard and ruler of the southland, troxartes, and his band of undead warriors. Its a total cheeseball b movie with lots of sexual innuendo and physical humor typical of 1980s comedies. No quotes approved yet for deathstalker and the warriors from hell. Jul 25, 2016 in this episode of mst3k, mike, crow, and tom servo are subjected to this swordandsandal wannabe epic starring an obnoxious hero and dweeby, unconvincing villains.
Having now seen the first two deathstalker movies, i can say with confidence that this movies deathstalker is a total weenie. Crow gets a toupee the crew dresses up as fast food workers to try and terrorize an ailing pearl the bots put on a renaissance festival to cheat mike out of money crow reads a story to pearl. Deathstalker leads the combatants but only to discover that the winners are disappearing one by one. Heavy metal rock bands often favor logos in fonts that look like swords or other cutlery, like the title of this movie.
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